The truth is our job isn’t always great, and sometimes it sucks. But it sucks a little less when I get to do it with you.
I feel like James Bond. And you are my mysterious femme fatale that I’ve been partnered with… Maxi Pads.
Go get her, Bond. Thanks, Maxi Pads!
"Oh, Italian? Makes sense Pinocchio. He’s a liar and he’s Italian. I over explained it."
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